Nic-ho: Hey what are we doing here? Jeff, I loooove you.
Kent: Shut up. We are helping out this summary writer who is watching the PGA tournament.
LadyT: Yea, shut up Nic-ho and Krista too, before you say anything. I am extending your fifteen minutes of fame.
Shannon: Is my skirt short enough?
Will: Oh yea.... Lady T: Ok People! This is big. You know what to do here. When to sing and when to shut up. Tiger is coming back, and although I really want Justin Leonard to win, it doesn't look like it's happening today. Are you guys ready? Ok, cue it Monica!
Monica: It'sss AWWWNNNNNNNN.....
THE BIG BROTHER 2 CHORUS
Here’s a story
Of the BB3 house
6 men, 6 women under one roof.
All of them are pretty fake
Like Nic-ho’s eyebrows
All are pretty interchangeable.
Here we are now, a BB bind now
Should they get rid of that annoying Jewish boy?
Or axe that handsome writer?
He’s got a shot at winning.
although he’s not as handsome as Will.
One day a surprise will come upon you.
Something to potentially come back to haunt you.
Yes it’s true, an evicted hamster is returning.
But they have no clue who…
In the past week, Josh Booger and Roddy worried. They were each on the block, and each feeling the pressure. In Roddy's case, it was the pressure of will he be um, big, enough for Chiwhora's taste. Since she did mention it this week. Meanwhile, the other hamsters, who will henceforth be called the Others, since we hardly ever see them and consist of Dani, Jason, Marci, Geriatric and Lisa, had some thoughts of their own....
THE OTHERS CHORUS
(sung to the music of The Greatest American Hero)
Believe it or not
Were thinking of keeping Josh
Who would of thought we would get so smart?
We need to get rid of our biggest threat.
Who would it be?
Believe it or not it is Roddy.
The lightbulbs gone off and Josh is campaigning.
Gonna take advantage of it.
Marci ended up blowing it for us.
What should we do?
Believe it or not, we don’t know.
It is that time again, eviction night. Usually we see little clips of what the hamsters loved ones really think of them. Since we have already seen Josh Booger's clip, we get to see Roderic and Chiwhora.
THE BIG BROTHER 2 CHORUS
( sung to the Facts of Life)
You take the writer, you take the whore
You take them both and there you have
A BB couple that
we love to hate
We see their friends and they end up
Giving us the real scoop
The writer and the whore
The writer and the whore
“She’ll use him like a Kleenex.
Blow him and throw him away.
She’ll spread her legs to find out
Just how big he really is.
Really is
“He really is a nice guy
We hope he realizes
that she gives more rides than Greyhound
Have a condom buddy
Condom buddy.
Now it's time for the eviction. Could the Others get their act together and vote their largest threat off, then get Chi-whora the following week? We see the hamsters diary entries and we know that whatever the vote will be (Josh is gone), that it will be unianimous since they don't reveal who voted for whom.
Dani looks pissed as Chenmeister lets them know that in no real big surprise, Josh Booger is gone. In a rather humorous moment, only Roderic and Virgin Boy walk him to the door...
JOSH BOOGER SINGS IT LOUD
( sung to the Golden Girls theme song)
Thank you Arnie, Les and Julie Chen
Did you like my eviction speech?
I worked so very hard on it.
I got the lizards in on it
Friday morning I’ll be calling you
Asking for a meeting cuz I really just want an agent
Of course, the big moment of the evening is coming up for the hamsters. Is it the HOH competition you ask? Nope, the big twist is coming up. One of the evicted hamsters is returning and we find out who....
THE BIG BROTHER CHORUS
(music fromt he theme song from Cheers)
Taking a vaca in Mexico must have been a lot of fun
Making a plan to get back in the house sure did help a lot
Lori, Tonya, Amy and Eric
Just answer some simple questions
Would you give eat PB&J and give some back?
Tightass Lori is gone after one
Biker whore is next
They couldn’t do it
Leaving us with Eric and Amy
Of course, Chi-whora and Roderic want there alliance buddy back. The important question, what will Lisa do? Will she want her bed buddy back? Or play the game with her new best friend, Dani-keep-you-mouth-shut-eyes-open. I keep wondering about that. Wouldn't that render her mute?
THE OTHERS CHORUS
(sung to the theme of Growing Pains)
Show us that cheese again (and the margarita)
Don’t waste another minute getting trashed
We want you back again
The best is ready to begin
We even have Lisa on our side
We’re breaking up Chiwhora and Roddy
Cuz Marci and you Amy
Have got to be
The cutest couple to ever come out of BB history
THE BIG BROTHER 2 CHORUS
(Back to the Cheers theme)
The vote’s between Eric and Amy, simple paddles do the work
We were shocked when Lisa voted for Amy
Aren’t you happy Amy is back?
In the BB3 house…
Lady T gets up off the couch, happy that the preformance is going well. Tiger is three strokes back now, Justin for all intents and purposes is out. She thinks it's time for her solo performance...
(Back to Growing Pains theme)
The HOH comp is up next
Sitting in a tub of crap
Eels, slime and oil, who will it be?
Tune in next week
Sharing the laughter and cheese
Krista: Hey T, that guy over there, the one that got evicted? Is he single? He looks kinda like my ex boyfriend....
Lady T-mean Uber b!tch
